Until now, my rockstar aspirations have been limited to either backup bassoon or rhythm-vocals. But thanks to the Xaphoon, hedonistic superstardom need elude me no longer!
Why own a Xaphoon?
* It will bring you JOY - Imagine being able to create a sense of community wherever you are - at a bus stop, in a cave, waiting in line, even a parking garage!
Dang--all you need to find joy is an 18-inch neo-sax!
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