For the trial-&-error ne'er-do-well: The random anachist cookbook generator.
Destroying a bicycle
The easiest way is to destroy the engine by adding sticks of butter or chewing gum to the gas tank. Alternatively, you can ruin the finish by pouring nitric acid over the paint! Or write rude words on the windows with a plaid marker.
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