El Edwards, the voice of "You've Got Mail," will provide you with custom sound files. For a small fee.
members.aol.com/voicepro/custo...
The possibilities are . . . certainly funnier in theory.
And on the "About Me" page--from his "Selected achievements":
--Identified, qualified, hired, trained, promoted (and when necessary, separated) employees at all levels.
What kind of company needs someone to occasionally separate the employees?
