A campaign to get the Dutch out of the US:
They are beneath contempt!
They stink of Edam and Gouda!
The lewd litanies of the Dutch Reformed Church are ever on their lips!
Shun these sinister impostors!
Thank goodness it's from the National Lampoon--we can continue to foist our wooden-shoe-wearing ways on an unsuspecting populace.
nationallampoon.com/dutch/
