Plurib.us

I came across this the other day in the store.  It is something that I (with the help of my friends) invented also, but these people have done far more research and have produced a product:  The Ultimate Meal.

ultimatelife.com/eForward.htm

The site is full of great utopian-type declarations such as these:

... A MEAL REPLACEMENT?  It is BEYOND a mere replacement, hence an entirely NEW standard for a meal (a lightbulb is far more than a mere replacement for a candle) ...

... As your taste buds and health improve, it is best to avoid juice and other sources of concentrated sugar ...

Also, if you don't read the site yourself (which they command you to do "word-for-word at least 3 separate times" on one of their front pages), read this at least:

WHY IS IT GREEN?
It certainly was not in vogue when we started this concept over 15 years ago, but in case you have not noticed yet, green is in! The problem is, a small amount of any sub-standard algae will turn anything green.
The primary source of greenness in THE ULTIMATE MEAL® and THE ULTIMATE MEALBAR® (the first and only green bar anywhere) is a therapeutic dose (by far the highest in the industry) of the ultimate quality spirulina on Earth from Hawaii, which is one of our most expensive ingredients. It also happens to be THE richest source of beta carotene and chlorophyll (the primary detoxifying agent in dark green vegetables, which comes only in green). Without chlorophyll, it would be THE ALMOST ULTIMATE MEAL. . . We would rather inform and educate than lower our standards.