Whoa. Straight from Memepool: demonbuster.com is here to help you with all your demon-removal needs, and they will also teach you how to steer clear of dark forces. Article titles include, "Candles - Don't Burn Them; Get Them Out Of Your Home!" and "Dish washing and demons." And, from my favorite,
BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automibile.
If something malfunctions, BIND UP these two demons, and command them to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus.
They would also like to sell you Mary Kay cosmetics. Apparently, they haven't read my groundbreaking article, "MARY KAY IS MANUFACTURED FROM GROUND-UP DEMONS!!"