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Lutherans can absolve anyone they want!  Lutherans absolve people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Lutheran who was drinking beer at the pub on Sunday.  And when some guy dropped a spoon the Lutheran absolved the whole town.
(via my dad, via the Calvinists.)
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