For the most part, local TV news is teeth-itchingly bad. Based on how these shows usually sound, a producer has compiled a list of questions that viewers will never ask, though it seems like most newscasts are designed to answer them:
"Remind me - can Halloween be dangerous for my kids?"
"I knew the station would give me news that was live and local. But latebreaking too? Awright!"
Some are in industry-speak, but most are accessible. (2 pages.)